Threadkiller XVII - Muahhaha!

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  • So What do you think?

    This was in my e-mail this morning....



    GREAT IDEA...

    Here is a possible solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners


    at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray
    you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you .It would
    be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about
    racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
    Justice would be quick and swift.

    Case Closed!

    This is so simple that it is brilliant. I can see it now: you are in the
    airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter,an
    announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers...
    we now have a seat available on flight number..."
  • Too easy. Doesn't employee enough people. BUT WAIT...clean up would be considered hazardous waste...money can be spent on special suits, training for the clean-up, special chemicals for this clean up...Gary this might be doable after all! <big grin>
  • Clean up
    Quote: Too easy. Doesn't employee enough people. BUT WAIT...clean up would be considered hazardous waste...money can be spent on special suits, training for the clean-up, special chemicals for this clean up...Gary this might be doable after all! <big grin>
    I am afraid the "clean up" would be in my underwear !
  • I already have a major fear of airport security due to my time blasting. It doesn't take much ANFO to set off the sniffers. I probably have some residual. I just gave one of my old work bags to a neighbor kid to use while on mission and didn't think about that until after he left. Hope he doesn't wind up spread eagle against the wall of a security office getting poked and prodded in places best left unpoked and unprodded. hehehe
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    Now that's a happy thought. I got a neat Land's End canvas brief case from a yard sale for a buck. I love it. Costs about $120 in their catalog.

    Hadn't thought about how much ANFO or, say, cocaine, that bag might have toted. Whooooooooooooooooa.
  • Now that is uptown garage sale shopping BILL!
  • G'eh, I feel like I've donated my body to science, pre-death.

    In other news:

    It's
    FrIdAy!
  • Quote: I already have a major fear of airport security due to my time blasting. It doesn't take much ANFO to set off the sniffers. I probably have some residual. I just gave one of my old work bags to a neighbor kid to use while on mission and didn't think about that until after he left. Hope he doesn't wind up spread eagle against the wall of a security office getting poked and prodded in places best left unpoked and unprodded. hehehe

    Okay...my mean streak came out...and I chuckled at this!
  • Going for an afternoon nap. Please keep the noise down!
  • Ooooooooooh, that sounds so good, Ruth...

    *steals a pillow and crashes on Ruth's floor*
  • It's still morning where I am.
  • Mornin'? It's a quarter to three pm here, and I am just half knocked out on my bum. 45 mins then I'm going to head home and sleep!
  • I wanna nap too, but, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I've gotta work on my house for the renters that are moving in this weekend. I think I'm just gonna keel over. Job, volunteering and now this. Why does my life have to go from 0 to 90 miles an hour? When will I ever be able to just put it on cruise control?

    ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
  • worked a short day....did 2.5 miles with the mutts...did a little vacuuming...mowed the grass to help the gardener out and still got a nap in!
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