Ahhhh Meg... Sing it with me everyone... "I'm dreaming of a white pantsuit... With every set of weights I lift... Where my butt looks peachy and not all dimply... To make ev-ery-one jealous!"
I've got to the point where I scream "Oh my God!" Every time something in a UK 12 zips up properly! People in the changing rooms must wonder what's going on!