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Originally Posted by Skullarix
I agree with everyone, no one is looking at you... and if they are, and they are judging you, thank them for letting you know who to stay away from.
GOOD one!
Let me tell another embarassment-at-the-gym story so the OP will feel better. I was in the shower. Nearby there was a group of upper-middle-aged, not-quite-elderly women, having a chat as they got dressed, but exactly at a lull in the conversation, I squeezed my shampoo bottle and it made the loudest, most flatulent noise. I realized what it sounded like, coming from behind the shower curtain, and with a giggle explained that it was my shampoo bottle making that noise, and one of them said, "Oh, sure. Blame the shampoo bottle." Laughter all around. But it was a bit embarrassing.