I'll wear the big shoes... you can fix that. Too tight pants are an accident waiting to happen!!

WYR be forced to eat someone's disgusting cooking or drink your least favorite beverage?

drink my least favorite beverage - by far!

WYR go camping in the pouring rain, or stay in your room on a perfect day?

I'd opt to stay in my room.

WYR have your dream home surrounded by obnoxiously loud neighbors or live 75 miles away from everything (stores, relatives, shopping, etc)??

live 75 miles away from everything.

WYR live in a world without marriage, or without divorce?
(thanks to google for the idea)

logic error, wouldn't a world w/o marriage BE a world w/o divorce, too?
I'll take the world w/o divorce anyway, (but with marriage).

WYR live in the world 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?

100 years in the past (the devil you know syndrome)

Would you prefer to be a film director or actor?

director...

It's not a logic error in my opinion
If there was no marriage that means no matter how much you loved someone you couldn't get married to them. And if there was no divorce you couldn't leave the marriage no matter how much you wanted to.

WYR own your own business or work for someone else?

Own my own business.

WYR be cursed with silence or with a compulsion to never stop talking?

cursed with silence

wyr be taller or shorter?

Taller

Would your rather be a musician or a painter?

Painter

WYR be a president or a king?

King. Well... queen.

WYR eat undercooked chicken or cooked-to-death-and-then-some chicken?

overcooked

WYR pluck a chicken or clean a fish?

Clean a fish. I'm not afraid of fish

WYR have the knowledge/capability to make your own wine or beer?

beer

WYR experience space travel for real or write a bestselling novel about space travel?