Contacts! I got them when I was 12. I look weird in glasses lol.

WYR visit the Eiffel Tower or the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Eiffel Tower, I've always wanted to go to Paris and can even speak some French

WYR burp the sound of a gong or sneeze the sound of a bowling strike?

Hahaha that's an awesome question. Burp the sound of a gong! I sneeze a lot (thanks, allergies) and I think bowling strike sneezes would get old on sneeze 4 or 5

Would you rather travel everywhere on a unicycle or a pogo stick?

Unicycle

WYR have a lazy eye and a restless leg, or a lazy leg and a restless eye?

Zogo, you come up with the strangest questions

Hmm.... lazy eye and restless leg.


WYR watch a silent film or a non-subtitled film in a language you don't understand?

Silent film
(lol, penmage, sometimes my son helps me!)

Would you rather miss the end of every movie or miss the punchline of every joke?

Miss the end of every movie (I don't see too many, and I love retelling jokes!)

Would you rather lose your wallet (with ID, credit cards, paper/coin moneys, bank cards, checks, etc) or your phone?

Wallet

WYR scrub a floor or use a vacuum on a rug?

Vacuum anyday.

WYR be uncomfortably hot or uncomfortably cold?

uncomfortably cold. I hate being hot. Hate hate hate.

WYR watch professional bowling or professional golf?

Professional bowling. Much more fun. (And I can't STAND the cold! Brrrr!)

WYR drink tea or coffee?

Coffee please. Every morning with heavy whipping cream (I love that it's low carb!)

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?

Ooooo, that one's tough. I suppose talk like him. It'd be an incentive to shut up and listen more!

WYR sing in front of an audience or dance in front of one?

Sing! I have 2 left feet.

WYR be a restaurant owner or a restaurant critic?

Restaurant owner. Critics are people who know the way to go but can't drive. lol

WTR have a cat or a dog?