THREADKILLER VIII-Somebody Stop Me

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  • So. What is this forum gonna do for April 1 today??
  • Maybe we should try to be serious to celebrate the day - sort of like turning all your lights on for Earth Hour! I have a "friend" who did that - even his Christmas lights. I think he is edging into "former friend" status!

    'scuse me. I need a towel to wipe the drool off my keyboard after looking at the firemen picture.
  • Oh, man, if the firemen here looked like that photo, I'd be lighting up right now!

    I did my April Fool's on my DH already first thing this morning-told him I was pregnant Now, how can a man who knows that's absolutely not possible since the last DS was born still get that panicky-glazed-over-eyes look?

    Now, I need an idea to pull on the boys, since they're going to be trying to get me all day
  • Mother Nature is playing her own April's Fools games here. Blizzard time again. One day tank tops next day Carhardt's.

    I need to find those matches for my house. I could stay warm by the fire while waiting for the firemen to show up.....then keep warm later by, well, I'll just leave that to the imagination.
  • Why
    Gary - Can you help me out, since you know a bunch about, well, you know, women and such.

    Why oh why is there such a sudden interest in, when no one (OK, on one except me) went gaga over da Operator's GINORMOUS truck, a fire truck?

    Not only that, it's a ladder truck and they don't even show an erect ladder?

    Yours...Clueless in Boston


    [And they don't even show any hoses either.]
  • Good morning. Happy April Fool's day.

    Y'all know that I live near the home of the Coachella Fest (music and arts--lots of modern, alternative and heavy metal bands). Well, one local radio station did a good April Fool's joke today and "announced" that the Coachella Fest was adding a 4th day calling it Coachella for kids and bringing in Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and a reunion of N'Synch or the Backstreet boys. I wonder how many little kids heard this and thinks it's true?
  • Cause it's not a ladder truck, Bill, it's a Pumper Truck. Annndddd, we girls have imaginations. Saves us a lot of dollar bills.

    ps. Gary is not about to let Ang find out the firemen are back in town. Took him over a week to get a turn at posting last time.
  • Funny, funny stuff.

    We had snow today too. I'm just about over this now! Come on Spring!!!!!
  • Yummy! Firemen! Who cares whether the pic has hoses and erect ladders with men like that! We can tell they will use those hoses and erect ladders just at the right time.
  • BILL...I can't figure these women out! The word erect keeps "popping" up....nothing around here been erect without help for a few years

    But I will tell you a very true story....Angie's father was a fireman on the trucks in Los Angeles and the boats in San Pedro....looked nothing like those "models" in the picture....

    I am thinkin' it is counterfeit!

    Also thinkin' maybe you and I should start our own 3FC Guy's Calendar!
  • Single entendres only, SVP
    Oh, Gary, this is so embarrassing; I think people around here have been doubling my entendres.



    Quote: Also thinkin' maybe you and I should start our own 3FC Guy's Calendar!
    Why yes, yes we should. I can lend you a lovely antique gold pocket watch with matching chain an fob so that we can express our distinctive Victorian flairs.
  • Quote: I can lend you a lovely antique gold pocket watch with matching chain an fob so that we can express our distinctive Victorian flairs.
    Yep, that should just about cover it.
  • Quote: Oh, Gary, this is so embarrassing; I think people around here have been doubling my entendres.



    Why yes, yes we should. I can lend you a lovely antique gold pocket watch with matching chain an fob so that we can express our distinctive Victorian flairs.
    Why YES! Bill, that will do nicely!

    Quote: Yep, that should just about cover it.
    I love a women with her mind in the gutter!
  • HOWDY ALL!!!

    You know what Bill, we (us gals) would still bust in on your post with picts. of hot guys. Go ahead, start your own thread... we'll just follow you. Post, see if we do it. I dare ya.

    I am saying this in my most sincere voice
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