I'm an acorn, small and round,
lying on the hard, cold ground,
someone came and stepped on me,
That is why I'm cracked you see.

I'm a nut, I'm nut,
I'm CRRRAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY!

Where is everybody today ?

Well, I went for the mail, did a bank deposit, had lunch at the Diner, had a quick work meeting, shoveled the decks, worked on a quilt, changed into party clothes and now I'm eating a small snack to sustain me through the pre-dinner drinks at the Mayor's house.

Please advise if further information is required.

Please give hizzoner my regards.

Is bacon really...I mean REALLY that bad for you if it's on sale at Fresh and Easy for 3 packs for $6 (12 to 16 oz. varities)?

How many packs did you buy, Gary ?

Shaddup, Gary! I we weren't in the middle of a freezing rain blizzard, I'd be out buying bacon. Who care about "good for you"? Nothing tastes like real bacon!

Thanks Ladies....I haven't bought any yet, just saw the weekly ads in the mail....

Will go shopping today...

Should've yesterday 'cause I'm getting pretty hungry for breakfast...

it is, after all...

3:30am here...

on my day off!

Arrrggghhhhh.....

at least the paper came early so I had something to read.

Too early for breakfast, how about a BLT for lunch ?

Well, you have to have bacon to make your black eyed peas for New Years, der.

You won't have good luck and fortune in the year ahead without your black eyed peas?

And, it is very fortunate and lucky for one to be able to get their bacon at a really good price.

Go to the Fresh and Easy(sounds like it could have been my theme song back in my younger days) and get you some bacon, man!

Bacon dilema over...

3~1lb. packs of applewood smoked...

3~12oz. packs of center cut...

$2 bucks each...

I would have bought more but I like being married!

Just wanted to wish everyone a....

HAPPY NEW YEAR

now, 'cause Angie and I are heading to dinner soon and I am sure to be back home and in bed by 9