**** him.

Heather, I'll actually be seeing your avatar up close and personal when I visit the Uffizi Gallery in Florence. I think that's neato.

Awesome, I'm still laughing.

Thanks for the tip on the CE free mag, Anjuli - I will check it out.

Self I have only ever read once or twice at the gym. I'd like to get something general health and fitness related - not really just food, and not just exercise. Ring any bells?

Rhonda, I agree - shot without the mix!

I just had the seediest clementine. It had on a trenchcoat with the collar turned up, sunglasses, didn't look like it had showered in a few days. I ate it anyway, but didn't enjoy it as much as normal.

Man I'm so jealous. I've always loved the painting. I had a framed poster (I know, so cool right?) in my room from the time I was like 13- got torn sometime in college.
I'm somehow relating it to my changes in life - birth to new me blah blah deep meanings, yada yada, I just like it. Plus she's a sexy and curvy.

Uffizi Gallery is one of the best places EVAR - but be prepared to wade through hoardes of Asian tour groups huddled around the most popular pieces. Lucky for everyone else, there are many gems not on the typical tours.


H - did they for real block you?? Yikes!

You are very naughty. I hope you don't get a CTD.

We've all had guys like that.


oh wait you're talking fruit. nm.

I've been swearing a LOT lately. Combination of you guys, my coworker, and an anger-inducing home life.

I have some fruits in my life.

Sometimes a well place swear word can be pretty ****ing satifying.

salt, check.
lime, check.
tequila without the mix....Fail.

Sounds like work....I am still in my jammies. I keep sending Will to get the paper and the mail....another reason I homeschool.

I was surprised that I had one related to knitting gatherings...

I am tired of Chris saying, "Not in front of my children."

That made me laugh.

Inertia was overcome: I've been to the library, the bank (to deposit all my UPS riches, ha), and the grocery store. I'm such a rebel I refused to buy the giant box of Clementines that was on sale. It was a HUGE box, I was afraid if I bought and ate all of that my skin would actually change color or something.

However, I refused to comb my hair or put on decent clothes (still wearing my lawn-mowing clothes) so if Stacey and Clinton were filming I'm in deep doo doo.

Apologies to Heather for yet another scatological reference.

I'm more offended by the reference to clementines.

Yoga done. Dear god it had been too long since I had been - I feel so much loosier and goosier now.

Company is thinking about a softball or kickball team - I have promised myself I will participate if it is kickball. I do not do well with small balls flying around at my head. Hand-eye coordination is not nearly as spot-on as foot-eye coordination. The thought of joining a cooperative sports team scares the bejeesus out of me (it is outside my comfort zone, too many bad memories of grade school team sports).... but dangit, I have to branch out someday.

It could be fun, right?

Or I could come home crying every day and re-live my preteen years... Either way.