I adore YOU madly and want you to succeed.

You - finally, you are no longer under my skin.

You - good job the past few days!

You - don't let men affect your core being so much.

You - STOP drunk-dialing me at 2am to tell me that you miss me. You're 35!

You - figure out who your "real" friends are and stop stabbing me in the back every chance you get.

You - get over yourself! No one wants to listen to how great you are and how everyone WANTS you. ohhhh please.

You - thank you so much for all the little things you do to show how much you care.

You - are incredible and I am so inspired by your dedication.

YOU - Please stop telling me I shouldn't weigh daily! I have been doing it for 48 of my 68 years. I know weight fluctuates daily. You are brand new to dieting at 20 so lay off!

YOU - Do you have anything else to talk about except deaths, sickness and the rain? You bore me and I'm going to start avoiding you at the Post Office.

YOU - "Should" me not! There are things I want or need to do. My knee will heal eventually. I refuse to turn into an old fart so get off my case.

YOU- thank you for answering the phone AND being a complete pleasure to speak with. I know I'm one out of a thousand for this internship, but you made me feel like the only applicant. After speaking into voicemails all day it was the sweetest relief.

YOU- Yes, you accidentally left the educational field blank on my resume, but I am the idiot for not catching it. In other words, I forgive you.

YOU- I am not responsible for you playing the entire concert with your pants below your crack. I haven't even mentioned it to you, so why are you being so mean to me?

ALL OF YOU- you bring nothing but a bad name to flute players everywhere. Get a grip. All of you.

YOU - quit buckling your stupid booster seat when you cant unbuckle it...I dont have time to rescue you 50,000 times a DAY (3 is very.....THREE)

You - Why does everything have to revolve around you? And why do you throw a fit when it doesn't? Try making other's happy for once, then you might find your own happiness for once instead of expecting others to do it for you!
*(Ironically this applies to three people in my life.)

You - Learn how to park!

You - Try coming to bed before 2:00am and you might "get some" once in a while. Don't expect me to stay up to "give it."

You - Please break those teeth through so that we can have a moment's peace!

You - I love you more than words can say!

BWAHAHAHAH Are you living my life?

You~ I'm honestly sorry that when you told me your bf was going to jail I laughed hystarically. I wasn't trying to be mean or insensitive to your feelings, it just caught me off guard...and maybe was my way of saying I told you so without actually having to say it. I'm really sorry.

You - Try coming to bed before 2:00am and you might "get some" once in a while. Don't expect me to stay up to "give it.

I agree heartily and would like to add that I will not lay around in bed until 2PM on the weekend just so I can hope that I might get some. Stop going to bed at 6AM and value me over WOW or whatever stupid anime you're watching all night. Boys!

You - why don't you do some "house cleaning" and get rid of all the people who are doing such a bad job, replace them with people who WANT their jobs and want to do a good job, implement the changes that are needed and then TRAIN the new people?! So tired of being told "well, so and so has worked here as long as you've been alive, they aren't going to change" that is no excuse for doing a lousy job!

You - my heart is breaking for you. I wish I could do something to help you, but there is nothing that could be done. May your sweet little angel be at peace.

YOU ~ You gotta be kidding me! You want to put my nephew back in AP classes for his senior year AGAIN...after each year we go through this...don't YOU get it? These F's and D's are NOT getting it in my home! I
know he is capable...but if he REFUSES to do the work...what freakin good is it? SURE he promises "THIS TIME"...well I have had it with your stupidity...admisistration or not! It's just "numbers" for you!

YOU ~ I have had it with you LYING about your homework being done!

YOU ~ Can't do it because you're too busy with WHAT? Tennis ~ and academic team! ACADEIC TEAM (YELLING HERE!) You are getting F's and D's how in the blankity blank can you STILL be on the academis team...still yelling!!

YOU ~ No problem, all distractions will be taken away...TV in your room ~ OFF! cell phone ~ on the kitchen counter when you come home from school ~ no computer! ~ you can still play for VHS tennis (how can you with F in AP english?) if they let you but NO after school tennis at the center! And you are OFF the academic team...it's a freakin joke! D's and F's don't cut it in my house buckaroo! Especially when it's due to NOT DOING YOUR JOB!!

gotta stop this YELLING!...my heart is racing!! I'm too old for this

TAMMY ~ ALLISON ~ can you feel my pain! not funny.........

You - just scared the CRAP outta me cause I thought you never posted in here cause you never get upset.

You - made me laugh today. Although you are socially challenged at times you are a cool boss and I'm glad we are finally a team.

You - need to be a bit more independent. I had the same issue with billings when I started but didn't have anyone to hold my hand through the process, I figured it out myself. I've walked you through it several times so you don't really need me to take you through it. If I keep helping you, then how will you learn to do it when I'm not here?

You - ROCK BABY!!

Tiki

You can't go back now. You know too much. You know what it feels like to have some success. You can never look at food the same way again. You can never look at a sidewalk the same way again. You know we're here for you.

Su, thanks, you are so right. I needed that

Tiki