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  • Hey Operator, I got my infrared temperature sensor for Christmas.

    Per your suggestion, I checked the temperature of the tires on my car this morning. They were 42 degrees F, just like everything else.

    Have a nice Boxing Day one and all.
  • I got an infrared cooker for my turkey since the X still hasn't gotten our oven fixed. This is gonna be interesting.
  • I give up! Spring isn't coming this week so I'm going outside to shovel!
  • The only thing I have to shovel appears on this thread.
  • At least snow is white and doesn't smell.
  • Quote: At least snow is white and doesn't smell.
    Well, usually.
  • Ever heard of yellow snow ?
  • But of course. "Don't eat the yellow snow" is something every Canadian kid is told. Some of them do anyhow. Apparently it tastes salty ... so I hear.
  • So, have any of "them" told you what the brown snow taste like?
  • So, is this what they mean by potty jokes?
  • Quote:
    pot·ty
    adj. pot·ti·er, pot·ti·est Chiefly British
    1. Of little importance; trivial.
    2. Slightly intoxicated.
    3. Somewhat silly or crazy; addlebrained.
    We definitely ARE potty.
  • Quote: We definitely ARE potty.
    And definirely trivial.
  • And most definitely silly or crazy, addlebrained.
  • My goal for 2012 is to become pottier and pottiest - because they're two new words and calling to be tried.




    [Wondering if Harry alone may be considered pottiest?]
  • Harry is definitely the pottiest. We are actually addlepated.