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  • Glad I'm not the only one that raised an eyebrow at the subject line of this thread!

    Now... EW! EW! RETCH!

    I would have pitched those poor peach-loving arts and their fruity heaven across the office! Pity the coworker that ended up with that in their cubicle...

    Gross-out story:
    In high school, I did a biology class project when I raised American Chameleons (Anoles). Part of taking care of them was also keeping their food source, mealworms (or crickets), healthy and happy up until their bitter ends. This meant I had to have a big fishbowl full of flour and cut-up potato wedges as their happy home prepared when I dumped in the pet-store-bought mealworms.

    One week, I had the flour and potatoes all set in a pristine new bowl, and let it sit for a few days because the anoles were content with their lingering worms.

    But the day came to dump in the mealworms into the fishbowl, which had a tight, very fine mesh screen top. I unscrewed it and looked down to find a GIANT BLACK BEETLE scurrying like mad! It was like 3" long!

    My mom had a habit of freezing her flour before storing it in an airtight metal canister to kill any potential tag-alongs... so that Thing must have come from the POTATO... hurl-ness... I did not eat a baked potato, potato salad, mashed potatoes, for years. Just the thought made me nauseated for months...

    (But there is the irony that I was fine with mealworm handling and raising lizards... go figure!)
  • not sleepy
    hi, im new to this site and its so late and there doesnt seem to be many people online.
  • Could have been much worse - you could have found 1/2 of an ant in your peach......
  • Gretchen,

    I had a peach in my lunch last night, and having read your story earlier it made me think of you and your peach episode, and made me look more carefully at my peach.
  • How many calories in an ant? I thought wow, how often can that topic come up. Just the other day, hubby and I were watching a documentary channel and a show about military survival classes for camping in the wilderness and desert, and they were teaching the people about eating insects, and they were all sampling an ant. Weighing about 350 lbs, I could go months without eating without danger (and definitely would before eating ants), but I turned to my husband and asked "how many calories could an ant have, anyway?"

    Even if you weighed 80 lbs, it doesn't it seems unlikely that you could get enough calories to do you any good?.


  • Quote: I still feel like one will possibly march up my esophagus, show up on my tounge and say "hey, despite your TRYING to eat me, I survived!" LOL
  • I'm happy to report there were no ants marching (reminds me of that Dave Matthews song!). I must say, some of you girls are naughty! It took me a minute to grasp what you might be referring to.. I actually felt a bit embarrased as I had no intention of leading your mind to the gutter! I am happy to report that I ate an apple today with no bugs (that I could see anyway!). I've determined that an ant is about 5 calories so it didn't really throw off my intake too much for the day! lol
    Thanks for all the responses. I never dreamed that my contaminated peach story would get so many replies!

    It certainly made me smile quite often throughout the day!