LOL, it's ashame that they're true, but believe it or not my self-esteem has been raised by these idiots. I know that I'm never going to act like them and that I have more common sense in my little chubby finger then then do in their whole bodies. Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-thin. I'm anti-stupid, lol. It's crazy. You should hear the lines I've heard from guys trying to date me. It's like they're making a sacrifice by taking a big gal to dinner. I think they're afraid I'm going to eat so much that they're going to have to take out a loan to pay for the meal. Here are a few classics that I've heard from guys:
1. "It's OK. I went out with a fat girl once." -- Does that make you a hero? Are you brave enough to sacrifice yourself to date one of us? Please. He couldn't even spell his own name, never mind L-O-S-E-R. I did NOT go out with this one (but my friend did ... lol).
2. "I have a sister who's fat. Maybe you know her?" -- What are people thinking? That's like asking a black person, "I have a friend name Joe. He's black. Do you know him?" No, we don't all know each other, idiot.
3. "Where do you get your clothes?" -- Apparently since the circus wasn't in town, he was clueless as to where I would find clothes big enough to surround my body. I buy my clothes at a store, you moron, just like everyone else.
4. "I have a friend who likes fat girls." -- Thanks for calling me fat, and in a liquor store yet. Oh, and no thanks. I'll pass on your fat-girl-loving-friend who is passed out from drinking all night in the front seat of your pickup.
5. "I'll take you to dinner, but let me cash my check first." -- LMAO! This didn't really mean anything, but it just sounded hilarious. LOL! Like he was breaking the bank to take me to dinner because GOD KNOWS I'm gonna chow.
6. "You have such a pretty face." -- Who hasn't heard this one?
There are so many others, but I have to tell you, my all time favorite is this:
I was online chatting with this dude from my area. On my profile it said that I had "more to love." Anyway, the conversation went something like this:
Moron: More to love? What does that mean?
Me: It means that I am big.
Moron: Oh ... like tall?
Me: No, I'm 5'3".
Moron: Oh ... so, you're big ... like fat?
Me: I'm a larger size, yes (at this point I was like F*** YOU)
Moron: Oh man ... like how big?
Me: (because he was getting on my nerves) Oh, like reeeeeeeeeeeally big.
Moron: Um ... oh ... I'll talk to you on Monday.
Apparently, Mondays are "National Fat Chick Conversation Day." People are crazy.
