Aw, he is probably suffering from tiny-penis-syndrome. You don't deserve to be the recipient of his misdirected anger at having a small member.
Yeah, people are going to be jerks. WTF does it even matter to him what you and your friends look like? Is he unable to turn his head and look away if he doesn't like what he sees? And who made random college douche the arbiter of beauty? Don't give him another thought!
