Peachie- I think you should get a job at a crafts store. That would show him. Just think of the discounts. LOL On a side note, DH thinks you're a bad influence, I'm crafting again. I'm trying out Polymer Clay this time. And I think DSS and I will be scrapbooking this weekend. Very messy. Can't wait.

LOLOLOLOL! Debkay and the rest of you, Thanks! I needed a good giggle this morning!!!

Kel

LOL don't tell anyone but my boys still sit. I told thm anything that lands on the floor or walls they have to clean so at 5 and 8 they still sit!

Love the ear candels too. I have been doing it for about 5 years. Amazing how much stuff comes out and a very relaxing as the person holding the candel massages the ear canal too.

Peach…Nuff said, I tell my SIL to feed her kid or someone is going to start giving him 40 cents a day. She has the same pants problem.

As for me... i too have a SHDH. I have invited all of the mom's from little man's class next Tues. DH has closing day for some golf league. I told him the other day that for all that he does with the kids I could hire a baby sitter and it would cost me less in aggravation, laundry and food than it does to keep him around!

DEEP BREATH....
Jiff good job....it is nice to see the scale move in the right direction.

My gym friends have told me I have become obsessive compulsive. I have been exercising a lot and loving it. Ruth knows from way back how much I love it...my surgery last October put me off for a whole year....So needless to say I have done my workout and feeling fresh after a shower.

Have a good day ladies and I too will end with a joke keeping with the theme

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Boy, did this daily go in the toilet, LOL!!!!

peachie aka prune started it all!!!!!!!

I thought shdh was going to fall over in the surgeons office as I was repeating the "weenie" to gas nozzle "shake" stories! The receptionist looked thru her little window (think she overheard part of it prior) and was laffing so hard. Needless to say the staff were all making comments on how many zipper weenies they've seen in their life to "come to think of it, my dh always shakes that last drop of gas out!".

LS~~~ That was so corny it had to be hilarious!!!!

Well, the day is shot after three hours at the surgeons office. I'll post more detail on the original "weight loss surgery discussion" thread.

Hey Pooky~I too got the first ticket of my life on Monday! I'm so frustrated with shdh! I was NOT speeding, just minding my own business coming home (about 1/2 from house) when I got pulled over. I was shaking like a leaf-now what????? Seems they randomly run tags as they're driving along. No outstanding tickets, etc., on me BUT shdh was supposed to renew the registration in June !!! Only one of the reasons he's on my s**t list.

Peachie~ Please inform your shdh that you do have a job!! Full time mom, housework, wife, cleaning woman, laundry maid, cook, scrubbing toilets....should I continue???? Now, if he's talking bringing in additional income I think he's the one that should be .... You have enough stress on your plate !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should we send the CHICK BRIGADE ????

Mammogram scheduled for tomorrow! Anyone want to share some smooshy booby stories?

Luv to all!

J

PS~Kel, good to know a few smilies brought you out of lurkdom! Great to see you!

oh you ladies are the BEST!!!! i've been giggling out loud as i sit here at the end of the work day!!! yeah. i should be going home, but i'm still here.

and more work at home tonight as well.

and dyan.. i LOVE that polymer clay!!! it's so easy to work with and takes all kinds of paints and markers and layering and mixing and and and and!!!!

and peachie. please PLEASE get a job at a crafts store!!! just think of all the fun we can have!!! your mother can help!!!

as usual, work sucks. but things are even ickier. i have an infection in my left big toe. not a big deal, right? WRONG. it's actually kind of an emergency since my left leg has no lymphatics, which is what clears infections!!!! so, a quick trip to the doc this morning for antibiotics, and a trip to the podiatrist tomorrow to have the toenail fixed and the infection lanced. ick!!!

and it still gets worse!!!! they found something wrong with my knee, so it's off to the orthopedist next week. after a follow up with the surgeon. i've had just about enough of these damn fool docs...

as long as they do what i want, MAYBE I can handle it...

more later, i hope. if not... love you all..

ROTFLMAO!!
A woman at my Fall WOrkshop the other day told a joke. I hope I get it right.
This lady was at the bank (a solemn, quiet place) and her little boy was acting up, just being a general nuisance as kids will be. She picked him up and plunked him down on the counter quite hard and he shouted "MOM! YOU BROKE MY BALLS!" Shocked silence in the bank. Red faced mother frantically trying to shush loudmouth kid. Then the little fellow pulls his two crushed pingpong balls out of his back pockets and says "See, I told you that you broke my balls!"

BTW, I've always thought that men should use tissue as well. I just don't think shaking does the job properly.

Who else has been on a carb bender? Looks like a few of us have been bitten by the same bug. Last night, after everyone was in bed, I ate the last of the chocolate frosting out of the tin..must have been 1/2 cup. YUCK! Today I'm on my own as visiting daughter has taken my car to go and visit friends. I was fine until I had lunch. Lunch was fine, a low carb soup. Then I had a dinner roll with some butter, turkey loaf and mayo. That STILL wasn't enough and I got into a bag of caramel apple chips, dipped in caramel sauce no less. By this time I'm feeling sick and bloated but did that stop me?? Nope, I dug in the freezer and found two long lost blueberry waffles, toasted them up and served them up with butter and syrup. WHAT IS MAKING ME DO THIS?? Last week I had a nice 3 lb loss and this week I'm doing my darnedest to gain them back. I've got to get back on track because this is really not healthy. I'm scared.

Peachie, just ignore your DH. Mine tells me all the time that I have to go out and get a job. I tell him just living with him is job enough for anyone. Who the heck wants to hire a 59 year old has been anyhow? Besides, it wouldn't slow him down. He always says that if I got a job, he could retire, but I worked outside the home for years and he still put in a 12 hour day and worked six or seven days a week. My working made no difference.

Well, after one sick child who's babysitter was MIA until 10:30, then left work at 1 p.m. to help sis who had to go to emergency room and I JUST NOW GOT HOME! Do you ever get the feeling you have 8 or 9 kids and only gave birth to 1????? I hope I don't catch the stomach flu that she caught from her baby, that led to a shot of phenegrin and 3 bags of IV fluids. Spew takes on a new meaning now! I am exhausted, and I just wanted to let you all know, I'll read today's posts tomorrow, there's just too darn many of them! I love when the board is busy.

Goodnight, Johnboy!