THREADKILLER VIII-Somebody Stop Me

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  • Hey, it was the best I could do on my PDA.

    IS THIS BETTER, JULIA!!!
    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???
    ARE YOU AWAKE YET???


    Good! Now, I'm going to bed.
  • Sweet Dreams Operator! Will try to keep it down for ya while you sleep! (snickering under breath) Yeah right!
  • If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
    (clap clap)
    If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
    (clap clap)
    If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
    If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
    (clap clap)

    If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet.
    (stomp stomp)
    If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet.
    (stomp stomp)
    If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
    If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet.
    (stomp stomp)

    If you're happy and you know it nod your head.
    (nod nod)
    If you're happy and you know it nod your head.
    (nod nod)
    If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
    If you're happy and you know it nod your head.
    (nod nod)

    If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray!"
    (Hoo-Ray!)
    If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray!"
    (Hoo-Ray!)
    If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
    If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray!"
    (Hoo-Ray!)

    If you're happy and you know it do all four.
    (stomp nod Hoo-Ray!)
    If you're happy and you know it do all four.
    (clap stomp nod Hoo-Ray!))
    If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it.
    If you're happy and you know it do all four.
    (clap stomp nod Hoo-Ray!))
  • I'm worried about you, Julia!

    ** Did you have to type all of that out? I'm hoping you could cut and paste! **
  • Susan has a grandbaby around today and is enjoying life.

    I just want to announce that one should do poop patrol when it's still frozen. I am dragging my hose indoors to thaw so I can use the power washer on my deck. Damn dogs using the deck instead of ploughing through the 20" snow drifts! I'll get them stilts or platform shoes next winter.
  • I want to see those dogs on stilts. My little boy dog wanted to go pee pee on a cactus plant, he did stay a good distance away though, leaving a big yellow puddle on the sidewalk. I hosed it down so as not to gross people out walking by.
  • Talk about dogs peeing...Angie and I saw this wonder dog on America's Funniest Videos last week...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa04d8iwJac
  • Wow! That is an amazing dog and such a small dog, too. His bladder must be enormous.
  • Yes I cut and paste. Thats the song I woke up to this morning when I was trying to sleep past 7 am (foolish me for even trying). I figured maybe if it got stuck in Operators head before sleeping...heehee
  • Don't forget to set your clocks ahead one hour tonite!
  • 25, 475 to go.
  • i cannot it is that time of year already to set the clocks ahead.
  • Nttawwt
    Quote: Beginning to look like an addiction.

    NTTAWWT
    Quote: Bill, should I know what that means? Is that one of those ROTFLMAO sayings?
    NTTAWWT => Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.
  • Thanks for clarifying that BILL...I was thinking it was MANNY being MANNY
  • Oh oh oh we are singing songs...


    how about this one:


    A horse and a flea and three blind mice
    Sat on a curbstone shooting dice
    The horse he slipped and fell on the flea
    "Whoops," said the flea, "There's a horse on me!"

    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Giddy and foolish the whole day through
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

    Way down South where bananas grow
    A flea stepped on an elephant's toe
    The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes
    "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"

    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Giddy and foolish the whole day through
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

    Way up North where there's ice and snow
    There lived a penguin and his name was Joe
    He got so tired of black and white
    He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!

    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Giddy and foolish the whole day through
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

    Eli, Eli had some socks
    A dollar a pair and a nickel a box
    The more you wear 'em the better they get
    And you put 'em in the water and they don't get wet!

    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Giddy and foolish the whole day through
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

    Called myself on the telephone
    Just to hear that golden tone
    Asked myself out for a date
    Said be ready 'bout half-past eight!

    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Giddy and foolish the whole day through
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

    Took myself to the picture show
    Sat myself on the very last row
    Wrapped my arms around my waist
    Got so fresh I slapped my face!

    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
    Giddy and foolish the whole day through
    Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?





    Now, I hope you get THAT song stuck in your heads tonight when you are about to go to bed