i will pack your house for moving. will someone please for the love of all that is right in the world clean the catbox for me? LOL


am also willing to obsessively organize whatever needs organizing, or beat your kid at tetris.

I sure hope the economy doesn't get so bad that I'm willing to barter to do that! (although I have two cats and am certainly experienced)

We drove 35 minutes on Saturday to get DH's skates sharpened! I think it'd be too cool to show up in Colorado. "Hi June! Wanna sharpen some skates?"

Seriously, I'd empty kitty litter if someone would wash all my curtains and dust.

If the economy gets really bad ... I can split wood, make kindling and start a campfire, fireplace or a woodstove.

I can cook, clean, organize, homeschool your kids, tutor in chemistry and physics, clean out kitty litter boxes, do your shopping for you if you need, take you to appointments if you don't drive, but what I realllllly need is for someone to come and finish insulating and putting walls and ceiling in my DH's garage!

I can give you a manicure, pedicure or facial. I'm also going to grow potatoes and onions next year, so we'll always have soup if things get rough! It's low fat, right?

I can grow nice tomatoes!

I can give piano lessons (15 years experience playing and teaching), do marketing for a business (MBA in marketing), bake and decorate cakes, babysit, homeschool, garden, cater a party, and fix a car.

I can clean out closets/attics/basements like a pro. Clutter stands no chance against me.

I can also organize your pantry, make your menus and shopping lists, complete with a spreadsheet of which stores have the best buys, and which deals are best with coupons.

I need an animal psychologist to figure out why my cat is so psychotic. (besides the fact that, duh, it's a cat)

I can decorate cakes, make awesome fudge and cook you a super crockpot full of home good yumminess.

I am looking for someone to give me a backrub... I.Need.One.Badly.

I suggest someone rent a large bus (Gary ?) and we can tour the country taking advantage of all these offers.

I can tutor in college-level biology, computer science, or math (and high school level physics, chemistry, English, and Spanish!)
I can teach you some American Sign Language
I can help you set up a healthy freshwater aquarium
I can edit/proofread things

I could use someone to teach me how to swim and play piano!

OK but you'd better be prepared to hold your breath for a long time. That piano will sink to the bottom of the pool.

Then again, I can teach you to scuba.

I will wait for Tammy to come clean my house...

At first I didn't think I could do anything but...

I can walk your dogs, play with them, take them to the dog park, etc.
I can also play with your cats, clean litter boxes or what not.

I don't do pedicures but I do like giving foot massages.
I can also help with some computer issues and can install some hardware as well.

I suppose I could also give general computer security tips/advice.

I can do computer programming depending on what you would need although I'm decent at backend stuff, I never cared for graphical type stuff.

I could cook you a fairly healthy vegan meal as well.

I can teach you some things about weight training including proper form although I tend to be a bit tough.

Deal! I didn't grow tomatoes this year

Cool thread. I can't really post anything new here.

I have gotten some good ideas though. I would love to barter for some sewing and photography lessons if I could. I am a good cook, cleaner, organizer and can teach sign language.