Hello all!
Honey, its Friday!!!
Yes, Ceara, I can't find it either...Please tell again... why did you need stitches?
WoodNymph..... You've been eating Oatmeal a long time now.... I can only eat it at night....or I am consumed by cravngs for more, more, more....'
But a little bit b/4 bed might be a perfect idea!
Hello to everyone! This post has been open all night so I might have missed someone who posted then....
Here's the Friday thought:
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station..... and
that's how the fight started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buyin g a case of Miller Light for
$14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her
the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And
that's how the fight started.
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was
very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The
woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair. S he said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When
I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your
pants. You might have gotten disability, too'. And that's how the
fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since.' 'My Gawd!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?'
And that's how the fight started......
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver g ot out of his car. You know how
sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem
funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He
stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one
are you?' And that's how the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He
said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for
herself.'
And that's how the fight started......
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Here we go Friday, Here we go!
