Is she sitting on a Spongebob Squarepants towel? Nothing says dieting fun like Spongebob!!

Picture this.

You arrive at a fancy restaurant, having just been picked up by a gorgeous man for a fabulous date. He pulls out your chair for you and the fancy serving staff rush up in their black and whites to place your napkin on your lap. You place your order, and soon, your food arrives.

And you pull out the magical mystical toddler fork!

The idea made me giggle.

Did you notice that this was invented by the "Flavor Spray Diet" guy? The one that sells different sprays in Bacon, Ketchup, Pesto, and Birthday Cake flavors? "You can spray them directly into your mouth!" Better yet, spritz a little "Peach Melba Spray" onto your "Diet Fork" and watch those pounds melt away.

My mom gave me a refrigerator magnet that was labeled "diet fork," and it had a metal fork glued to it that had all the tines but one bent and rolled in all directions.

I was gonna say that most of my weight gain was not caused by a fork or spoon, it was my own dang fangers.... and even if I cut them off I would figure out a way to stuff my face using my toes.

At first I thought the ad had to be a joke.

Silly me.