I'm just concerned that the average American eats the equivalent of a 2 month old horse and an average cat in red meat in one year

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

Just under............hang about..............I don't eat eggs

Thats okay... I don't eat Irish Setters....

*checks pants*

Nope, it's still there. The rooster hasn't been emasculated yet.

I'll avoid the other potential jokes about dropping a gold brick worth of weight once already...

(I've only been back a week, and you ladies are already bringing out this side of me again...bad bad bad!)

wait wait so all i have to do is cut off my leg and i reach my under my ultimate goal weight?
where'd i put that saw...............