You - you're disrespectful and I'm foolish for thinking you've changed. And you're *so* off my buddy list!

You - it's probably time to quit screwing around, huh?

You - I hate to be annoyed by you, but I am.

You - need to stop wearing low rise pants and too small shirts to work or you will NEVER get out of your Analyst position because everyone is terrified to send you to a client site with your tummy showing in front and your drawers riding halfway up your back.

You - need to realize you are beautiful without two tons of make-up fake eyelashes and a hairweave. People would KILL to have your natural beauty and I wish you would appreciate all you have going for yourself.

You - need to quit calling my DD after 9:30 little silly boy cause I done told you she has a curfew and we follow rules in my house and if you keep it up then I'm gonna call your daddy and tell on you cause YOU ain't supposed to be on the phone after 9:30 ANYWAY! Yeah, I said it!

Tiki

YOU- when will you realize that i lov eyou and always have. That i want you in my life forever. When will you grow up and realzie you aren't your father and you will not treat me the way he treated your mother becuase you never have. When will you stop being afraid of me? when will you realize that you are the one that i want...
You- when wil you realize i jsu twnat to be your friend. stop shutting me out - i am a big girl adn can handle alot of things- stop hiding form me - it's ok.

Oh this is the best thread ever.....

You - Stop gloating about how much weight you have lost and how you've done it. Yes, I am aware that you have lost X amount of pounds....I KNOW that you go to the gym everyday! For some of us, it takes a little longer! Ease up...your constant reminders are making others feel worse.

You - I am not the diet guru!!!!!! It's a very simple equation: eat healthy foods and exercise = lose weight. It's not that hard!!! There is no miracle drug or cure to make you lose 400 pounds in 10 minutes!!!! Get over all of the "fads" and suck it up, put the hamburger and fries down and back away slowly!

You - If you haven't noticed....I LIKE you!!!! You make me crazy.

You - NO!!!!! I don't want to mess around with you!!!!!!! You are married. Why would I want to mess with someone who treats his wife like crap? It would make it that much easier for you to treat ME like crap and think it's ok. Get over yourself!!

You - Leave him alone. He broke up with you. Move on!!! He already has.

You - Stop asking me to watch your kids because you have to work. I'm the single mom in this scenario...have you watched my 1 child as opposed to me watching your 4?!?!? No, you haven't. Some sister you are. And it might be nice if you called just to say hello every once in a while. I haven't heard anything from you in months.

God, do I feel better. Thank you for creating this thread.

I love this sort of thing!

You - stop spying on me! It's MY business who I speak to. There is absolutely no reason for you to immediately go and ask "what did SHE want?" We're all adults, here, and no one appointed you the office spy.

You - if you don't want me to get angry with you, stop surprising me with changes to my job.

You - just because we work together doesn't mean we're friends. Get over it.

You - thank you for putting up with me.

You - your belly has the best dots! You always make me smile.

You - if I wanted your opinion on decorating, I would have asked.

You - keep betting against me. If I take your bet, will you pay up?

You - please stop randomly cutting out at intersections. it scares the crap out of me and I really don't want to replace you, yet.

You - thanks for shipping to Alaska. You have no idea how much I value your service.

Look out girls...

YOU You were a cold and indifferent boss -before- you got pregnant...having a baby should make you a nicer person, not the other way round. I deserve to be treated with respect, even if I am just a checkout girl. APPRECIATE the fact that I came in to fill a shift. APPRECIATE that I have other commitments apart from work. And so does everyone else!

YOU I love you SO DAMN MUCH. I do. Why wont you trust me? We live together, love together, work together. I can have a drink, even two. I wont ever cheat on you. I have no history of this, but I can tell you are insecure. You have to learn to trust me. I am a big girl, I have always been independent. And I wish so much that I could take back that promise "I will never accept a drink from another guy" just coz YOU feel like you are there to provide for me. YOU wern't even THERE!!! And damn it, I felt bad making that promise, because I can do what I damn well like, I love, you, but I'm not owned by you. Relax - and stop being so insecure.

YOU - if you can't even put my phone on charge while I've spent all day shopping for you, washing up (YOUR job) and getting up when I didn't have to to make your lunch, AND making your dinner for you when you got home then YOU! Man you suck sometimes.

YOU - shouldda stayed at home!

You - please take more business trips. Life is so much pleasanter with you out of the office.

You - thanks for asking about my workout. That made me grin - I never expected that level of friendliness and concern from a stranger.

You - thanks for taking care of the dishes. I know it was your night, but I would have understood if you didn't want to after getting home so late.

You - relax. The new girl's got nothin' on you, and I'm not about to stop sending work to you.

You - thank you for waiting until our alarms went off to ask for breakfast.

You - I'm sorry I had to leave for work before you were ready for belly-rubs to end, but Fancy Feast isn't free.

you - deserve this. dont blow it.

You--when will you learn that it's not on you to solve all the office problems, especially those between co-workers. Everybody just winds up being mad at you, even though they've all come to you talking about each other.

You - "The Only Living Boy in New York" is my favorite song. I didn't mean for this to happen, but I have a secret crush on you.

you - I've said this before, I'll say it again - I am only as good as my training and my "failure" as an employee is a direct reflection on your failure as a manager! Start doing your job so I can do mine.

you - ***** to me all you want. i really don't mind. i like having a friend for the first time in literally years. thank you.

you - who goes to a bar for their family birthday party?! wtf is wrong with the lot of you?!

You - You are not my boss. Stop acting like it. You piss me off when you do that.

You - I'm glad you got back with him. I know how happy he makes you.

You - Please make the ice storm stop. Where is the snow?

YOU - quit moaning about what-ifs and get some self-confidence girl!

YOU - oh you, man. Sort yourself out and you know, be available sometimes!

YOU - set an example by actually working the 9-5 not the 11-3

YOU - hello! Happy V-Day, I hope you get me chocolate