Thread Killer: The facts, the math, the emotion - A lighthearted look

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  • oh no not the end
    not yet my dear friend
    this thread has much life
    it' bows and it bends


    and yet we all wonder
    with joy and disdain
    when this thread
    does go under
    will we do it again?
  • When it does shrivel & die
    I am sure it will be raised
    It's humorous topic does belie
    Inside the sharp turn of phrase

    I'm a fan of the running gag
    and would that this could go on forever
    I'd never wave the white flag
    ...now to finish with something clever...
  • Too sleepy to find a rhyme am I
    And we all know this thread won't die
    This thread won't die - I'd bet my hat
    I'd bet my coat, I'd bet my cat!

    Oh look, I am a silly goose!
    I'm rhyming just like Dr. Seuss!
  • I must agree
    The thread lives on!
    I simply cannot leave
    So much fun to ponder upon.

    To think of this thread ending
    Makes me very blue
    My work I'd have to start tending
    Something I'd rather not do.

    Nay! Again it will begin
    Continuing anew
    Much to the Mods' chagrin
    They'd hoped to say "Adieu"

    Never, I say never!
    The cry of a forum tart.
    It will live on forever
    If only in my heart.
  • to work or to play
    what to do on a Friday,

    not work you say
    but play instead

    and not play in my head
    but on the net
    the wonderful net
    i'm sure you'll get
    such fun my pet

    and yes I rhyme a silly rhyme
    in fact I do it all the time.

    when will this stop?
    not till we drop
    the mods should fear
    our skill and strength
    and hope our writing
    does not grow in length
  • Old thread killers never die, they just fade away.
  • Such beautiful poetry...
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm no poet
    Are you ?
  • Roses are red,
    This poem's a thriller.
    I just can't wait to see
    Who will be the thread killer!
  • have i told you lately that I love you? Hahaha!
  • The real thread killer will remain anonymous.
  • Quote: The real thread killer will remain anonymous.
    sometimes threads just die a natural death... what then?
  • This will not die naturally!(5)

    I can fully guarantee it.(5)
  • I believe it will die at the hands of Suzanne the thread killer of 3FC fame.
  • Oh that sounds like a challenge for the little sister!!!