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  • Define "funny smell" and can you imagine that 911 call...

    "911 what's your emergency?"
    "This forum I'm on is beginning to smell funny. I think this guy who's working on his kitchen has had his 2nd story fall on him and he's died."
    ...
  • I think the second story could fall on Gary and he would find a way to get out to see those grandbabies.
  • I, seriously, have a reputation of being a clean drywall finisher...

    I have left many homes with the acoustic off and walls and ceilings re-textured...

    with check in hand and a "My house is cleaner after you finished your work than before you started, Thank You!"

    I can't tell you how many people from church and her schools that I have worked for who have told her the same thing...

    after spending evenings and the last two week-ends tearing down walls, floors and hacking into drywall to move electrical outlets...

    all I can say is...

    my wife won't be telling anybody how clean I am

    This place is a freakin' mess!
  • When I had my studio addition put on, the drywall guys were wonderful. They left things spotless.

    Now the roofing guys were another story but the mess was outside and they did come back and clean it up when I called and complained. They were afraid of the "Wrath of Ruth!
  • Good Friday.... :-(
  • Yes, it's wrong to have a sunny day.
  • Quote:
    Now the roofing guys were another story but the mess was outside and they did come back and clean it up when I called and complained. They were afraid of the "Wrath of Ruth!
    And with good reason.
  • Holy Saturday...solemn...somber...confusion...dark..., sadness :-(
  • Going to Easter Vigil tonight.
  • HE IS RISEN! :-)
  • Happy Easter! Enjoy this day!
  • Happy Easter !
  • The most exciting thing on my schedule today is to collect poop samples from my two dogs for their annual check-up tomorrow. Wanna trade?
  • Quote: Please, please, remember Rule 2:

    Quote: 2) Profanity and adult subjects are to be limited due to the sensitive gentlemen beings who might get the vapors.

    [Feeling slightly faint.]
    <sigh> .. refined gentlemen do not discuss dog poop in mixed company. Kindly reread Wuthering Heights.
  • Quote: <sigh> .. refined gentlemen do not discuss dog poop in mixed company.
    Apparently you do.