Oh, for Pete's Sake. If it moves but you don't want it to, duct tape. If it doesn't move but you want it to, WD-40.

Why do I have to explain the basics to a guy who claims to be in construction??

Dear Operator,

My scale isn't moving - I've been getting the same number for weeks. Would WD-40 help?

Wants2Lose

Meh, just cut the other ear off. That should move it a little.

Well it would be a loss of weight. I don't know how much an ear weighs , though.

. . . 3/5ths to go

Dear Operator,

When I put my head on the scale to weight the remaining ear,
I can't read the numbers.

Sincerely,

Wants2DoTheRightThing

Ruthxxx - we have a nice guest room ready for you. No snow, no ice (except in the freezer). I'm hoping Florida gets a lot of tourists coming down for the warm weather as most of the rest of the country is c-o-l-d.

Even California is cold. Cold and wet.

It must be quite a challenge living with you. I would like to have a talk with your wife sometime.

Yes, an intervention may be needed. poor woman!

How is it while having to tilt his head to keep his glasses on, Bill is able to consistently track where we are in the number and jump in for all the significant numbers?

He is not distracted with sounds coming from both sides of his head .

Ain't too much going on inside his head either.

Operator , I can always count on you to make the really important observations.

Not much going on in here either. Have we turned into the inside of Bill's head?
(Actually I find the inside of Bill's head quite interesting - breezy but interesting!)

. . . 290 to go

I'm beginning to feel like BillBlueEyes is following me around all day.