It is a little tough!! By the way--- hope you had a wonderful and safe Memorial Day!

I have a bruised rib. I'd like to say it was a bar fight. But it was actually a tennis accident. For a moment, I thought I was on grass. Evidently not.

The question is, were you in a bar before you played tennis ?

I was definitely in a bar afterwards, I think. But, like I said, I swear I was on grass as well.

You need to learn which end to keep up! LOL!

Sorry my focus has been waning. I'm getting bogged down with assignments and can't find much break time. I shouldn't even be here now

If you thought you were on the grass, are you sure it's your rib that's bruised?

Ian, I tried to find a funny tennis joke, but the ones that were printable for this forum were way below your intelligence and the funny ones would have had us banned permanently.

Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, "Love" means nothing.

This is one that I thought was way below Ian's intelligence......I don't think he is in 3rd grade, I suppose I could be wrong.

I hope this one's all right. It seems to fit IanG's situation best. It made me so I'll paste the link only...

Picture Joke

I see. Well, it's better to post something rather than nothing. Isn't that the way thread conversations continue and give others topic ideas--by saying random things? Conversations are to and fro. What would I know... I only study linguistics. Perhaps it's YOU bargoo who has forgotten this.

I feel unwanted in this thread, so I'll go then, since I don't contribute how "some people" would like me to.
Good luck with your 'tongue and cheek' conversations.

Over and out

Everybody is wanted in this thread, the more the merrier. I am sorry if I said something to offend you, it not intended as such.