Seriously close to 24 hours people!

Allison is waaay to nice to be a killer of any kind.

Me? A killer? What?

We can't allow someone as nice as you to be the thread killer ... so I posted after you.

I might be a killer ... bwahahaha ....

And ruin my record, No Way!!!

Well, it was rather quiet in here yesterday. I almost double posted to say "where did everyone go?"

I had planned to post after Allison, but I forgot to go back. Senility isn't for the faint of heart.

Is sure sucks getting old, doesn't it?

Oh I meant to respond to that dementia post and forgot ....

Thank you for the save Susan! I mean, comon folks, I can't do this all by myself. Shiftworker here, remember.

Well, at least I didn't have to slap Bill around for trying to institute a bunch of new rules in my absence. I mean really--a dress code, topic requirement, "do your research". What's next? Sit up straight, wrists held high, feet flat on the floor. NO WAY!!!

OK. Gotta get back to the housework.

Uhhhh, CRAP!!! Now what was I in the middle of doing before coming here???
And, BTW, where am I and who are you people???

If we have to sit up straight to do this job, I don't want it.

And what about "no chewing gum"....Puhleeze!!!!

OMG, will they let us eat at our desks?

And no sentences that end with an "E".

Come on people, we need more posts. By my calculation it'll be Christmas before we reach 500.

And, if we don't stay on topic, we can expect our dear thread to be CLOSED by the powers that be.

[Trying to recall the topic.]

Topic. Tropic. Oh, to be sitting on the beach drinking a margarita now.

Oh, yeah, that's it--tequila!