juliebee - i think i know this person. and he is going to be featured in the following rant.

YOU! What is your problem? You can't stand for me to get off work one day 2 hours early because it encroaches on your personal time and your day off?! What kind of spouse would be unhappy about spending time with their loved one? How dare you not want to be around me one second, and then turn around and tell me you don't want me to go out the next. Rawr!!!!!


and on a side note - ms. bigot gets one more chance, and then an anonymous complaint is going in. maybe she thinks it's ok to say the things she does because there are no black people at our work place, and nobody is out in our area and she can't fathom anybody being anything other than born again. The sad thing is, I really didn't think it was very Christian to gossip, say mean and hurtful things, etc...

YOU - take care of your little one, she needs you lots.

YOU - cut your bloomin' toenails! It's not NICE!

YOU - hide the biscuit tin, I'm coming in!

You ... are adoreable! I have sooo much faith in you. We can do this! You, me and 3FC!

You -- I miss you. I'm happy for you and the new life in your life, but I miss you. Please understand.

You -- Hey! I'm over here! Notice me! You don't give yourself nearly enough credit for being attractive to others, and I happen to think you're a really cool guy, so stop being oblivious before I have to crack out of my shy shell and tell you outright. I'm afraid that you wouldn't be interested, so give me a sign already.

YOU ... get a grip! Lawdy What will you think of next that makes you even more uniquely miserable among men on Earth!

you - why would you invite me out for a girls night in, and then turn it into a bar hopping get drunk troll for guys night? I'm married. I'm a lot older than you. It is not what I'm into and you know it. I'm sorry I ditched you in the middle of your fun, but I just couldn't do it.

You - thank you for picking me up last night. I had lost hope in you being thoughtful toward me all together, and you came in and changed my mind. Thank you.

YOU .... thinking about it all the time is not trying.
Eating until you feel like stopping then entering it in fitday and feeling caught ... is not trying.

Learning all you can about nutrition and making wise small choices ... is trying!

YOU - why haven't you answered my thread?

YOU - we're here to help you, just get on the horse and get the worst part over with, it only gets BETTER

Oh and YOU - maybe you can just take a horse to water...

you - i wish you would just shut up sometimes.

you - i wish you would just lose weight so you wouuld be happier with yourself and stop complaining.

you - i hate you because you left me for your new boyfriend.

you - i hate working with you because you act and sound like an idiot.

you - i have the biggest crush on you, and think about you more than i should.

you - stop asking me for rides and get your own liscense and car.

you - leave me the **** alone. i am only one person.

you - you're cute, but stop hanging on me. i need space.

You - I hope I didn't send you the same Christmas card that I sent you last year. LOL

YOU ... shut up and work.

you - get a job or dont beeeyotch about money. and get health insurance for your kids dangit, even if you have to sell one of your fancy new cars to do it

you - dont whine about how much you miss me running with you when I am 8 months and then blow me off when I come back. I'm out there babe, where are you

you- why is your time more valuable than my time

you - if you want xmas gifts to be a surprise quit leaving the computer on and open to the page you just ordered from dammit....and I cant believe you bought that for me..I dont want that, I cant use it, and it is really expensive. OH WAIT, that is a present for YOU disguised as one for ME.

you - take a nap already!! you too!

You--thank you for meeting me halfway. It really saved me a lot of time and I know you never had enough time!

You--I'm sorry you didn't pass the test, but please don't make it my fault. Look at it in a positive light--at least now you'll pay closer attention.

You--you'd better quit dishing or the whole office is about to find out how good you are (or aren't) at taking. Just because you're old and crochety with everyone else doesn't mean you can be that way with me.