Especially here in my office, now that I cannot find my ruler....

Um, that's Empress Le Grande! I done had my Officers take care of any husband type interference with my reign too.

If this nonsense does not stop soon I will have to close the tread...

well...if I ever get the power to close it I will....

First you need to learn how to spell, Gary.

OK...GARY.....G~A~R~Y..... Gary I think I got it rite....

SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!

I'd like to by an H Pat....

You can have an h, you don't need to buy it.

Ok...but don't call me cheap....

Hahaha!

I've got one:

A dyslexic man walked into a bra...

Pat, let me buy a U won't 'cha?

Sorry Gary - I checked with Vanna - and we're all out of H's.

Then, again, after reviewing all the r u l e s I realized that they pertain to non-rules

What does it take to get BILL back in the loop and out of the orange suit?

Bill has to decide. We have to quit catering to Bill!

Wah! It's only Tuesday? How'd that happen?