Thank goodness you're back, Gary,
Given that you're a card carrying, genuine California beach boy and everything, you can handle the "Speedo or banana sling" part of this party.
I'll handle the "won't shave my legs" part.
[The noble minds here are probably thinking about "Authentic Guess Salmon Banana Sling Shoulder Bag" or the banana sling hoist for lifting a patient out of bed. Hopefully they don't google into the naughty web.]
