My letter to Jen:
Subject: Somewhere in your hedges.
Dear Jen,
There have been two instances in my life when I considered becoming a lesbian.
1) When I saw Rachel Maddow in glasses.
2) When I read your book.
I love you. And I vow to read everything by you and tell everyone about you.
Sincerely yours,
Mandy
P.S. I refrained from using the word bush in the subject line.
P.P.S. That's a great shirt you're wearing.
