Nothing worse than a newbie noticing snoobies! :lol: Good one!

The most recent of many.....

3am in the morning, I roll over and my arm is so asleep I cant move it or control it. Hubby rolls over to see if Im ok, and my arm flops over and wacks him right in the face. We had a 3 min giggle fest and went back to sleep.

LOL It's nice to laugh about these things now.. then it probably wasn't so funny!

I was working at a deli in a grocery store once and I was about 7 months pregnant with my first child. (almost 7 years ago!) This guy who worked in produce would always stare at me for some reason... One day, he came over to the deli to order a sandwich for lunch.. I made it for him, handed it to him and asked if that would be all... He said (what I THOUGHT) "No, unless you'd like to take me out." I got so mad and said "Can't you see that I am 7 months pregnant? I am happily married!" He said, "Nooooooo, unless you'd like to check me out on the register!" OH God, I was sooo embarrased. My face turned so red and I couldn't look him in the eye at all. lol