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Ruthxxx 05-01-2003 08:14 AM

Virus Warning!
 
I found this in another forum and felt we should know about it!
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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone.

....if you are a blonde, this is a joke...

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Pooky 05-01-2003 08:46 AM

ROFLMAO!!

RobinW 05-01-2003 09:04 AM

:lol:

Miss.D 05-01-2003 09:30 AM

What a hoot!:lol:

Miss D

L144S 05-01-2003 09:52 AM

AHHH one my MIL has not sent me yet! I sent it to my friends but I don't have 5000 of them. I hope I can survive the blast! LOL :D

Thanks for the smile today!
-L

SonoGranny 05-01-2003 10:45 AM

PIMP!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:


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