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Saw this and thought of you ladies:

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1.. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY.
2.. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3.. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.
4.. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5.. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
6.. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL.
7.. He does not act like a TOTAL *** - He develops a case of RECTAL-
CRANIAL INVERSION.
8.. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9.. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

:ink: :ink: :ink: :ink: :ink: :ink: :ink:

SWINE EMPATHY!!!!!!!

ROFL

thanks Spot!
peach

Almost wet I was laughing so hard!!! I love them!!

RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION!!! TOO GOOD!

Thanks Spot! love em, I will be sharing these with the girls at work.

If I had any girls at work I'd share them too, but it's just me and 10 men. I don't think any of them would think them nearly as funny as I did

I'm with Peach--swine empathy!! :lol: :lol:

I told one of the guys in the office that they had swine empathy today. All the women laughed because they all had seen the e-mail I sent.