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Sunday Titter!
Subject: The Pediatrician Assumes
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while, in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." |
LOL!!!! Oh, Ruthie - THAT was very amusing!
Kel |
Too funny! Especially cause the other day when I stayed at dd's and babysat, she said (of course, totally tongue in cheek!!) "Mom, of course I'm going to leave EmmaZoe home -- you can feed her - you remember how, don't you?" :lol: :lol: I said that I certainly DO remember, but the poor thing would get awfully hungry, since the pump ran dry 27 years ago!!!! :lol:
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