Exercise Funnies
 

EXERCISE

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the heck she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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can you tell I really liked it, Leens?

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Peach cheer up will yah !

My fav was this one -

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them!!

How true is that !

LOVED IT!
 

Thanks for the laugh! Great way to start a Friday morning!
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Peeing my pants over these. Too true.

Very cute, Leens, AND completely true!!!

These are just great, Leens!! Thanks for posting them. How's "Grace the doll child"? :)