My Fitness Program

  • (Courtesy of Rubirose - Joisy Hostess with the Mostest!)

    Finally, a fitness program for those of us who are beyond the "Bowflex" age.

    For those of us getting on in years and needing a bit of exercise, I
    thought I might let you, my friends, in on a little secret I've
    found for building my arm and shoulder muscles. You might wish to adopt this regimen - three days a week or so.

    I started by standing outside, behind the house, and with a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand, extending my arms straight out to my
    sides and holding them there as long as I could.

    After a few weeks, I moved up to 10-lb. potato sacks, then 50-lb. potato sacks, and finally 100-lb. potato sacks.

    Finally I got to where I could lift a 100-lb. potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute.

    Next, I started putting a few potatoes in the sacks, but I would caution you not to overdo it at this level.
  • My kinda of excercise!!
    roflmao!
  • That's a good one!!!!!!
  • lol, good one!
  • LOL! (you had me going there for a bit!)
  • ROFLMAO!!