Things Mum Never Told me! (Add yours)

  • A fun thread and maybe educational!
  • Never Iron While Naked!
    Well....I was in a hurry! I now have an adorable belly burn! At least it's in a place that is seldom seen - and never in Church.
  • Never put on your pantyhose while standing in the bathroom with drips on the floor. Can we say concussion?

  • Only advice I ever got from my mom on dating:

    "Don't date a guy who kisses like a fish."

    - I'm still trying to figure out what she meant, but DH kisses just fine. lol
  • Mom NEVER told me NOT to eat everything on my plate...in fact me encouraged me otherwise.
    It's all her fault.
  • Always wear clean underwear!!!
  • Um.....this is stuff our mothers did NOT tell us. So Samsgram, did she tell you to wear the same underwear? ROFLOLPIMP!
  • My mother NEVER told me not to iron while I was in bare feet. My steam iron hissed and spat and I now have aburn on my poor footsie!
  • YIKES!!!!! Can you tell that this construction (read: MESS) has me totally discombobulated????

    Well, if nothing else, at least I gave you a good giggle, Ruthie!!! BTW, now YOU"RE not wearing clean underwear!!!