Math

  • A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

    Dear Wife:
    You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended. By the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

    signed: Your Husband

    When he arrived at the hotel, a faxed letter was awaiting him which read as follows:

    Dear Husband:

    You too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

    signed: Your Wife
  • Don't cha just love that new math!!!
    Carleen....