Computer fixed
 

Well I finally got my computer fixed and now it works just like I want it to!

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If you get this modification to your computer, you have to be careful: The Windows version has some odd "features":

· Other drinkers can sneak in the back of the computer and steal your beer, or worse yet, pollute it.



· Every week you need to put in a new widget to reduce the number of beer thefts.



· When a new beer comes out, you have to install new software.



· Sometimes the beer will stop coming out, and then turn bright blue. You can fix this by picking the machine up, pulling on the tap, and rotating the keg (all at the same time).



· Only one person can use the keg at any given time.



· If you want a second glass, the machine will ask you, "are you sure?"



On the other hand, the Macintosh version works perfectly all the time, but can only dispense about 5% of the available brands of beer

Too dang funny!