Redneck Blonde
 

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table when a very attractive blonde from the hills of North Carolina comes to place her bet. She bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier if I'm completely nude." With that she removes all of her clothes, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on baby, mamma needs new clothes!" As the dice comes to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes, Yes, I Won, I Won, I Won!" She hugs each dealer, picks up her winnings, her clothes and quickly departs.

The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded- finally one asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I thought you were watching."

Moral: Not all rednecks are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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