Found another one....
 

Its very difficult these days to find a joke that neither contains
swearing or sexist in approach, but here's one!

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that tree is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

*Wipe that smile off your face*

:)

:cheer: :lol: :hug: Thanks Chick

Too cute! :lol:

Where do you ladies find these?!