Three kinds of sex
 

House sex: Usually engaged in by newlyweds, this type of sex is performed all over the house.

Bed sex: For couples who are past the house sex stage, this type of sex occurs only in the bedroom, and only in bed.

Hall sex: Past both of the above stages, couples simply pass each other in the hall and say "screw you!"

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:lol: That's funny. But, boy, am I excited to get in that first stage! (see sig.):D

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I am new to this site...:) that was adorible..:):):)

Lol, we're somewhere in between the bed sex and hall sex at this point . LOL