Too Funny and So True...Joke
 

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with
certain
basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and
skinny!
Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on prozac.:rofl: :rofl:

That is just too cute!

Very funny!!!

Lol, I hate it when they ask how much you weigh, and then weigh you.

I so agree with you, wheres the trust & faith..:D ;)

They know us too well. :)

LOL. 5'5" isn't short though, its taller than average.