New Diet!! Lol!

  • Monday

    Breakfast:1 cup weak tea
    Lunch: 1 boullion cube in half cup diluted water
    Dinner: 1 pigeon thigh,2 oz. prune juice(gargle only)

    Tuesday

    Breakfast: scraped crumbs from burnt toast
    Lunch: 1 doughnut hole without sugar
    Dinner: 3 eyes from irish potatoes(diced)

    Wednesday

    Breakfast: shredded eggshell skin
    Lunch: navel from an orange
    Dinner: 2 jelly fish skins, 1 gallon dehydrated water

    Thursday

    Breakfast: boiled out stains from tablecloth
    Lunch: half dozen poppy seeds
    Dinner: bee's knee's and mosquito knuckles sauted with vinegar

    Friday

    Breakfast: 2 lobster antenna's
    Lunch: 1 guppy fin
    Dinner: fillet of soft shell crab claw

    Saturday

    Breakfast: 4 chopped banana seeds
    Lunch: broiled butterfly liver
    Dinner: jelly fish vertbrae (jellied)

    Sunday

    Breakfast: pickled hummingbird tongue
    Lunch: prime ribs of tadpole
    Dinner: aroma of empty custard pie shell, tossed paprika&clover leaf(one)
    salad

    All meals to be eaten under microscope to avoid extra portions!!!