Bar Etiquette
 

A sexy young woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural
>>pub. She gestured
>>alluringly to the bartender who approached her
>>immediately. She
>>seductively signaled
>>that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he
>>did, she gently
>>caressed
>>his full beard.
>>
>>"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his
>>face with both
>>hands.
>>
>>"Actually, no," he replied.
>>
>>"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she
>>said, running her
>>hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
>>
>>"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is
>>there anything I can
>>do?"
>>
>>"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
>>continued, running her
>>forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
>>popping a couple of her
>>fingers
>>into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>>
>>"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to
>>say.
>>
>>"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper,
>>hand soap, or paper
>>
>>towels in the ladies room.";)

EWWWWWWWWW!! Wow, that even grossed out my DH!

SO not expecting the ending!

I'm dying to know guys... what the **** does DH stand for? Am I dumb or what?

Dear or Damn Husband

ahh, that's what i thought. I just didn't know if it was dear or damn, lol.
thank you, Deafinlysmart:)

Very often, it's both, isn't it? What's the one for boyfriend?

Bf

That was very funny. LOL

Very cute. Loved it!

lol!

Now that was good!

Good one...you just made my joke of the day on my yahoo 360 page....lol