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:bike: A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.
One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door.
A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She announces, " I want to join your club."
The biker is amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
He asks, " Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep ... my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep ... like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shootin' pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and replies,
"Nope...but I've been swung around by the nipples once or twice."