Out of the mouths of babes
 

These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!


JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust."
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) Leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

Heh heh heh ... those are really cute, and I haven't seen them before.

My favorite/unfavorite moment was when I opened a large bag of potato chips and set them in front of my (then) four-year-old son. He said quite innocently, "You're putting them in front of me first, so I get a chance at them. Right?" :ink:

Phantastica, that reminds me of a very similar time with my daughter when she was very little. She was sitting on the couch pretending to sip something from an invisible cup. I asked her what she was doing and she said "being a mommy." Ahem. Sitting on the couch drinking coffee. Ouch. :lol:

:lol: Those are all so sweet :)

When Nicholas was around 4 years old, we were visiting friends and a man gave him a quarter. I said "what do you say?" and he looked up and said "Can I have another?"

He once picked up a pomegranate in a supermarket and loudly asked "Are Pomeranians good to eat?"

LOL! Tasty Pomeranians!

Those were sooo cute...

When DS was 6 I was trying to show DD how to do some swimming strokes in the pool, she was about 4 ... DS was critiquing every move she made in the water in a very negative way. So I told him: "Please be more positive" he said: "Well I'm positive she's doing it wrong!" :rolleyes: :shrug:....

Pomeranians :lol3:

Those are cute.. I really like the one about the boy on the scale!