THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with
1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.
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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them and there is
NO REMOTE.
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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
Clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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The last man wins...
only if...
he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again
for the next 18-25 years...
eventually earning the right to be called...
"Mother."
The next installment of "Survivor"
Now, if that would only happen in real life! LOL
