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Ok ladies, this is giving it my best shot. If you don't like this one, I give up!!!
For all of us who are a little apprehensive about OB-GYN appointments. In Melbourne, FL one of the radio stations paid money ($100-500)for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $300. She said: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed the kids off to school and it was 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do,I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said, "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond. The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal-some shopping, cleaning, and the evening meal, etc. At 6:30 that evening, my 4-year-old daughter was getting ready to go to a school recital when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back "No! I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it". |
good one!:lol: :lol:
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Now that I really like! If I can remember to think of it next time I have to go for a check the Dr will wonder why I'm so relaxed all of a sudden!
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Very funny - thanks for making me smile!
Anne |
I just saw this today and am scheduled to go the "that" doctor this afternoon. I now have something funny to think about other than counting the tiles in the ceiling.
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