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Kiwonk 09-19-2003 09:01 PM

How to clean the toilet
 
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self
agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come
from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people
between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!


Sincerely, The Dog :joker:

Skinny4baby 09-20-2003 10:44 AM

Bad, Bad, Bad DOG!:devil:

I love cats!:)

nasus40 09-20-2003 08:27 PM

just my kind of self cleaning toilet!!! (I wish I had though of that when my cats were peeing on my couch!!!)

blugirrl1 01-21-2004 10:44 AM

:dizzy: I love my kitty, but that is too funny!

sflake 01-23-2004 03:36 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I almost peed myself!


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