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Lighten Up! Feeling a little stressed out over your diet? This forum is for you! Laugh a little, relax, and take a load off!

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Old 04-22-2003, 03:29 PM   #1
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Examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

Sears Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

Bar of Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

Swann Frozen Dinners: Serving suggestions: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

Tesco's Tiramisu Dessert: (Printed on the bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment)

Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)

Boot's Children's cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (One would hope.)

Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

String of Christmas Lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. ( As opposed to use in outer space.)

Food Processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious)

Sainsbury Peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

American Airlines Packet of Nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

Swedish Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

Child's Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Makes you wonder doesn't it? I want a job getting paid big bucks for writing instructions.
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:05 AM   #2
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Those are Great

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Present Weight: ??? (not checking for a while)
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:04 AM   #3
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I love these!!!
Started WW again on 1/7/07

A "Cheer" for each 5lb. I've lost!
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